Swine Flu Vaccine Gives You Swine Flu As Prison Inmates Drink Gel

IN Verne Prison on Portland, Dorset, inmates have been drinking anti-swine flu soap to get loaded, scarfing it from the bottle.

Following a fight, the governor of the Verne has removed all of the dispensers from the prison. Swine flu is now unfettered.

A spokesman for the Ministry of Justice tells us:

“A prisoner at Her Majesty’s Prison The Verne showed signs of intoxication, the cause of which will be investigated. Antibacterial gel pumps have been removed from the prison as a precautionary measure.”

In other swine flu news:

Here’s a sad mess. It seems a potentially important finding — that getting a seasonal flu shot might increase risk of contracting the swine flu — is being sat on by a journal, with the authors forbidden from talking about it, until they get through the slo-mo publishing process.

(Isn’t that a vaccine works - it gives you a known dose of the dreaded?)

Lock down the prison. No-one gets in alive…

Anorak

Posted: 25th, September 2009 | In: Scare Stories Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink