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Five Ways Michael Jackson Was Like Hitler, By Rabbi Shmuley Boteach

by | 25th, September 2009

nazi-jacksonMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Having mutated from the King of Pop to the King of Propofol, Jackson is bing painted Bad once more (geddit?).

The Sun leads with news that Jackson thought Hitler was genius. To emphasise Jackson’s respect for the mono-tested great dictator, the Sun finds a picture of Jackson with his right hand raised in a salute to the enlightened.

Readers are forgiven for thinking they have read this before – and they have in August the News of The World told us:

He was obsessed with Adolf Hitler, collected Nazi medals and scoured books about evil experiments on prisoners at Auschwitz.

Jackson:

“MICHAEL Jackson acted like Dr Frankenstein to create a perfect family of test-tube children, the News of the World can reveal today.”

The similarities do not end with the Lebensborn:

1. Fire: Jackson’s descent into madness began with his head catching fire. Hitler’s ascent into Madness began with the Reichstag fire.

2. Clothes: Jackson liked dressing up children in paramilitary garb, just like him. Hitler had his Hitler youth movement dress like him and sing songs.

3. Hitler wanted to turn the world into a theme park, a wonderful place full of flying elephants, merry-go-rounds and where Snow White ruled like a real queen. Jackson had Neverland.

4. Michael Jackson was never accused of molesting a Jew, leading to accusations of prejudice. Hitler has few Jewish friends and was accused of being anti-Semitic, an allegation he vehemently denied to closest allies.

5. Jackson wanted to heal the world. Hitler wanted to ring the world to heel.

Says the Sun:

MICHAEL Jackson praised the showmanship of HITLER – describing him in a bombshell taped interview as a “genius”… Jacko told close pal Rabbi Shmuley Boteach: “Hitler was a genius orator.

“To make that many people turn and change and hate, he had to be a showman and he was.”

Never mind the genocide, get a load of the act.

The rabbi put it to the singer, who died of heart failure in June aged 50: “You believe that if you had an hour with Hitler you could somehow touch something inside of him?”

Jackson would have stopped Hitler. We can see the cartoon series now: The Anti-Heroes, featuring unlikely couplings like Princess Diana & Genghis Khan, King Herod & Gina Ford, Britney Spears & Osama bin Laden…

Jackson declared: “Absolutely. I know I could.” He insisted nobody was all evil, explaining: “You have to help them, give them therapy, teach them that somewhere, something in their life went wrong.”

Had only Hitler been introduced to the bongos at and earlier age the world would be been different place for you and me.



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