Firefighters Remove Man’s Penis From Dumbbell with Electric Saw

THE man being helped by the fire fighters of the Costa Mesa Fire Department’s Urban Search and Rescue squad has placed his penis through the hole of a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener in a bid to make it longer.

The weight has become stuck fast. The penis had turned black and swollen – impressively – to five times it normal size.

The firefighters make ready the saw. The man is tied to table and sedated. The saw is turned on. Sparks fly. Says Costa Mesa Battalion Chief Scott Broussard:

“They said his comment was, ‘This will make me the chief of my tribe. He was kind of a wingnut…

“If we’re cutting people out of some kind of building, or if we’re cutting right up next to somebody’s flesh and don’t damage his flesh, then it’s a good day.”

Why this poor soul didn’t just inflate his love doll and decorate her with heavy jewellery is beyond Old Mr Anorak.

You live and you learn…

Anorak

Posted: 25th, September 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink