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Judge Excuses Paedophiles With Ruling On Oral Sex With Young Cows

by | 25th, September 2009

JINDICT03aIN Burlington County, USA, a Superior Court judge has dismissed animal-cruelty charges against Moorestown police officer Robert Melia Jr, accused of sticking his penis into the mouths of five calves.

Judge James J. Morley says a grand jury couldn’t decide whether the cows had been “tormented” or “puzzled“.

Adding:

If the cow had the cognitive ability to form thought and speak, would it say, ‘Where’s the milk? I’m not getting any milk. They [children] enjoy the act of suckling. Cows may be of a different disposition.”

The judge seems to have walked into paedo-sized elephant trap. But he has point – can a human being think like an animal, in this instance, a calf?
Burlington County Assistant County Prosecutor Kevin Morgan is, however, sure:

“I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man’s penis in the mouth of a calf is torment. It’s a crime against nature.”

He says the owner of the cows is “very upset” over the incident. Judge Morley replies:

“I’m not saying it’s OK. This is a legal question for me. It’s not a question of morals. It’s not a question of hygiene. It’s not a question of how people should conduct themselves.”

And the paedo problem? Well, the accused:

He and former girlfriend, Heather Lewis, of Pemberton Township, are also accused of sexually assaulting three young girls over a five-year period, sometimes in Melia’s Cottage Avenue home in Moorestown, where he was a patrolman, authorities said.

Oh, brave new world…



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