Video Of A Drunk Paul Gascoigne Sobbing
PAUL Gascoigne is the “GAZZ GUZZLER”, downing “six pints of Stella in 20 minutes”.
Gazza is a changed man. Half-time in the football was only 15 minutes, give a take a few if Manchester United are winning (more) or losing (less). He needs to quicken it up a bit…. The soccer legend, 42, got through more than 40 Stella Artois in 13 hours, sobbing he wanted to die.
The poor girl:
He also sent pretty student Jade Freeman, 20, texts vowing to get back in the England squad. She said: “He’s on a different planet. Without rehab he’ll be dead in 18 months.”
The poor girl who survived the horror of watching a man have a drink – steeling herself to spend 13 hours with him while counting his empties – gathers herself to tell the Sun:
“His body will give up soon. It’s awful to watch.”
Awful, yet enthralling. Jade made a video of the awfulness:
They met at the Corus Hotel in Hyde Park. Jade took mobile phone footage of Gazza, 42 - previously sectioned under the Mental Health Act - as he poured out his heart.
Anyone want to see a grainy video of a middle-aged man upset? Hey, it’s what Bobby Robson would have wanted, right Jade?
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September 26th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Gazza, you plumb the depths to which I aspire; but as the pints were likely diluted to harmlessness by your trademark lachrymose flood then I’m afraid I’ll still have to dub you a lightweight.
A cocktail umbrella would have saved you from this censure, and - if the tip had contained, say, a Bulgarian ricin ball - would still have been considered manly.
September 26th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Leave this poor man alone. Surely we haven’t sunk so low that we amuse ourselves by watchin a sick person kill himself.
September 26th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.