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Katie Price’s Chicken Nuggets, Sex And Dwight Yorke’s Ring

by | 27th, September 2009

HIGH time to hear from former Katie Price squeezer Dwight Yorke, Harvey’s daddy.

In “DWIGHT YORKE EXCLUSIVE ”, the NoTW hears Dwight “reveal sensational details on his relationship with Katie Price”.

Ready for the sensation? Go :

DWIGHT YORKE: Jordan is wild in bed, Katie Price is tender

Dwight has bought into that marketing plot in which Jordan, the pneumatic aide to masturbation is different to Kate Pie, the pneumatic aide to masturbation in an apron. That’s Katie Price flashing her bra in an interview with Piers Morgan. That’s Jordan flashing her bra in the papers. See the difference?

PULLING Katie Price was like winning the double for soccer star Dwight Yorke – he quickly discovered she had TWO bedroom personas.

He’s up for the cups:

“Making love to KATIE could be an entirely different experience to making out with JORDAN. Katie was much more tender, much more loving, much softer. She’d love to cuddle up afterwards – and who wouldn’t want to be snuggled up to her? Jordan was completely different – the fireworks could be spectacular. The wilder the sex, the more Jordan seemed to like it. She was uninhibited and fiery.”

So when your lover is wild in bed she’s one person and when she’s a cosy cuddler she’s another. Forget pet names for sexual organs, time to give yourselves alter egos for every sexual position. Missionary sex should be termed “Jane Eyre”, while the Reverse Cowboy is hereon dubbed “Princess Chantellenella Paris Lady Fostropp-Stiffe”.

What follows is a romance full of

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