X Factor: Kandy Rain’s Playboy Pictures For A Family Audience
IN other X-Factor news, the Mirror uses its front page to tell of:
“X-Rated – new nude video could see pop hopeful booted off show.”
It’s Kandy Rain the four former lap-dancers, featuring Vicky Lloyd, who performs under the name Coco, and has, reportedly, starred in a couple of straight-to-tissues videos.
This was also news back in August, when the Sun told us:
Coco, 22 - real name Vicky - has also posed topless for Playboy and a string of other glamour magazines. She was voted 95th in a lads mag’s poll of Britain’s sexiest girls last year and worked as a presenter for adult TV channel Bang Babes.
Vote for Kandy rain – but do dial carefully. A slipped finger and Coco may well pick up the phone and pretend to fellate it before giving you static shock by rubbing the receiver on her chests.
Kandy Rain are Azi Jegbefume, 25, Khatereh Dovani, 24, and Chemmane Applewhaite, 27 and Vicky, 22. Two of them might be men, or might not be.
As is the way with clothed women who push their primary sexual characteristics to the fore, there is the suspicion is that they are not what they so clearly present themselves as, ambulatory bottles of Alice in Wonderland cake screaming “Eat Me” but leaving behind a taste of regret in the mouth. At moment like this, one looks to Russell Brand for clarity.
Having introduced the slappers, the report tells us:
Sources told the newspaper that X Factor executives are worried that stories about the lap-dancers will conflict with the “family image” of the talent show.
The family image of show starring on the judging panel alone, Cheryl Cole, wife to vomitous footballer Ashley Cole, a woman who once found guilty of assault occasioning actual bodily harm against a toilet attendant in a club; Dannii Minogue who posed naked for, er, Playboy; and formerly pixie-voiced Sharon Osborne, husband to vibrating rocker Ozzy Osboune, and mother to Kelly ‘My Drugs Hell” Osbourne and Jack “My Drugs Hell” Osbourne.
The X-Factor – the family-rated show that dad can watch…
Posted: 27th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
Comments
October 12th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Marion, you, as everyone, does have a right to an opinion, however your thoughts do have some significant and fundamental flaws, although your comments do not have the misogynistic tones of the original author of this piece, the underlying tone of your comments suggest that women in sexy/provocative clothing are sluts. This is the same implication as “women who wear short skirts are asking to be raped”.
The female judges on the x-factor have engineered the demise of Kandy Rain without any reference to their ability as a group, we seem to forget that many popular artists through the years from Marlene Dietrich to Madonna, Brittany Spears, Kylie and more latterly Lady Gaga have appeared in various states of undress and have achieved magnificent careers supported by having both talent, beauty and a confidence to display a feminine sexuality - I don’t think many people would accuse these artists of degrading ether themselves or women in general.
In my humble opinion, I would rather see AND listen to Kandy Rain than the likes of Jonathan and Edward.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:51 am
ICS. Well done, you managed to bore me right off my seat.
October 11th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
I feel I have to comment on Kandy Rain,they say they want people to forget their seedy past and be seen as singers and then they come out dressed like tarts and women are not jealous of them they just get sick of women degrading themselves,they deserved to go out,stop acting like sluts if you want people to see you in a different light.
October 11th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
I only have one mother?
Don’t worry, I was only fishing for a bit of fun, you just happened to bite.
If you don’t like something, then just ignore it. A bit like a fire, the more logs, the bigger the blaze. Read the article again, it’s in good humour and well written.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
If being boring is not slagging off people that I don’t know then so be it, but I would far rather be boring than spend my life by writing pathetic articles like the above and being someone who actually thinks it’s a great piece. Bless, I bet your mothers are so proud of you!!
October 10th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
IgnorantColumnistsSuck - you’re boring.
Great piece and nice response
October 10th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
What great feedback….you’re still sad!
October 9th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
5 - See word “formerly”. But you spelt ignorant right…
October 9th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Forgot to point out in my other comment that Sharon Osbourne isn’t even on the show any more, do you even watch it? Or do you just like slating peoples lives because yours is so empty?
October 9th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Do you know these girls? How dare you refer to them as either men or slappers. It’s idiots like you that stop hard working, honest people from changing direction in life… Is it jealousy that you’ll never have a girl that good looking or they’ll eclipse your earnings potential!! What a muppet, you are so sad!!
September 28th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
I think that wildly everextending the metaphor was a more serious error, but each to his own.
September 28th, 2009 at 8:33 am
Magnetite. Seriously bad attempt at clever humour made worse by the fact you put your parentheses in the wrong place. 2/10 See me.
September 27th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
They wish us to remain in our fishbowl world, going around and around in forgetful circles endlessly; basking in Cowell’s X-reF(r)act(or)ed light - grateful for the poor quality flakes that he feeds to us. Until we eventually get sick due to the amount of sh*t in the water, and we are moved temporarily to an insect-rich mere in a jungle somwehere while Simon hops the pond to tend to his farmed North Atlantic stock for a while.
Then it’s straight back in the bowl for us. Bloop. Bloop.