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Angelina Jolie Introduces Jennifer Aniston And Her New Lover Scott Stuber

by | 29th, September 2009

aniston-fanJENNIFER Aniston’s new lover is a man “she secretly fell for while married to Brad”; he’s “Mr Right”; she’ll “have his baby”; he’s called…Scott Stuber.

The Enquirer says this is the tenth man Aniston has romanced since Brad Pitt left her in 2005. All the other runners and riders are named: Vince Vaughn (tall actor), Geoff Stults (lantern-jawed actor), Paul Sculfor (mo-del), Jason Lewis (actor), Brian Bouma (film crew), Aaron Eckhart (actor), John Mayer (crooner), Bradley Cooper (Sean Penn look-alike marrying Rennee Zellweger) and Gerard Butler (“I am not dating Jennifer Aniston”).

The Tabloid Rule is that Aniston must be romantically linked with her co-star. But in this twist, Stuber is the producer of Jen’s films, two of them.

A friend arrives to say that there is “no rush”, and in the next line tells us that “Scott would be the perfect baby daddy that Jen has been dreaming of”.

Meanwhile, the Enquirer – as it must – chases a story about Jennifer Aniston not being pregnant with a story of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s kidz.

The Enquirer says Ange is “desperate” to adopt a child. The thinking is that if she can get all the children there will none left over for Aniston and she will have won.



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