Mel Gibson Was Never Arrested

MEL Gibson, patron saint of tits sugared, leader of the New Traditional Catholic Reformation was and was not arrested.

News is that Gibson’s lawyer, a Blair Berk, is to visit a court and ask the judge to remove the Drunk Under Influence from Gibson’s record.

As TMZ reports:

Berk will argue that Gibson because he has successfully completed all the terms of his 3-year probation.

And lo it will come to pass that Mel Gibson did never imbibe alcoholic beverage and scream “F*****g Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” And ask the arresting officer the, “Are you a Jew?”

Verily it will come to pass that the Jews did maketh upeth the whole thing and that Mel was victim of his own deep beliefs that caused his pure waters to turn into wine inside his body.

Amen.

Note: Casting For Jews Rhyme With Booze (What More Proof Do You Need?) will begin soon.

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Posted: 29th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink