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Amy Winehouse And Blake On Come Dine With Me, In Pictures

by | 1st, October 2009

AMY Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are back together. And the good news is that their romance is being enacted in the hygienic glare of Facebook and over a dinner table.

As the Sun tells us:

The pair caught having sex soon after their August divorce swapped sugary messages.

No, not brown sugar. This is sugar as in the sweetness and syrup:

Singer Amy, 26, logged on to the social networking site at 7am to remind him about old times. She said: “I found a picture of you three boys in our old bathroom – I fink you’ll remember it.”

The three boys… a euphemism?

“You’re in the bath making Harry wash you hair and Fred’s jus smokin a salmon, leant up against the sink. Cool as f***. Love you. X”

No, no, dear readers. Ho-ho. The smoked salmon is a not an actual smoked salmon. Blaaaaake is no nice Jewish boy preparing a bagel filling by smoking a dead fish over a packet of smouldering Silk Cut or a warmed spoon. This salmon is a salmon trout, a snout, a fag, a ciggie.

Blaaaaaakkkkkke, who’s from Gloucestershire that’s East

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