Katie Price And Peter Andre Write Christmas Books
KATIE Price and Peter Andre are planning to set the record straight about their divorce by each writing a book.
Katie and Peter will vie to be the nation’s sweetheart, a title which Anorak believes is currently held by Danielle Lloyd.
When Katie Twittered “I am keeping a dignified silence“, we were crestfallen. But we have been patient and now at last after a deafening silence Katie will summon her ghost writer and tell instruct him: “Whryt.”
Dignified Peter will also writing a book, and what odds that he draws hearts and not dots over his ‘i’s and publishes it on tissue paper?
Katie will need her own gimmick, something that moves books onto the next chapter. Anorak suggest that each book comes with a small vial of her eponymous fluids and a pregnancy test kit in the forward. Pour the liquid on the book and see if Katie is pregnant – or not! Then look out for the Katie Price’s comic with a new vial of her eponymous scent and nunny dipstick with every publication.
Both books should be out in time for Christmas – stocking fillers in place of two navel oranges…
Posted: 1st, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 2nd, 2009 at 12:03 am
OMG. I thought this article was a joke. You mean they really really ARE ‘writing’ christmas books?? Time to emigrate… Mongolia/extreme northern Greenland? Tristan da Cunha? Surely the ‘books’ can’t reach there????
October 1st, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Just when I thought it was safe to look at the shelves in the newsagents, Christmas comes and another opportunity arises for these ringworms to peddle their shite.