
Zionists Get The Bomb And A Decent Suit In Ahmadinejad’s Iran
NEWS that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad – nee Mori Schneider – is a Jew adds fires to the Zionist conspiracy as Iran gets the nuclear bomb.
Next week Anorak will bring you proof that Ahmadinejad is Iran’s only gay man, and reveal that his wife is none other than Peter Mandelson, who married Iran’s Jewish leader as part of a deal that secured the release of British servicemen.
In other news, Mr Schneider – The Taylor of Tehran – would like you to visit his shop and browse his range of Man at Ahmadinejad suits and underwear.
Says the a patron: “Nuclear… schuklear – what, you don’t want to look good when the world ends?”
Posted: 5th, October 2009 | In: Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 5th, 2009 at 9:03 am
So Mahmoods…sorry …Mori’s threat to go nuclear is just an excuse for another End of the World “Clothing Down” Sale at his suit shop…
I knew it…damned cunning those Jews…and damned good tailors too.