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Zionists Get The Bomb And A Decent Suit In Ahmadinejad’s Iran

by | 5th, October 2009

mrs-ahmadinejad2NEWS that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad – nee Mori Schneider – is a Jew adds fires to the Zionist conspiracy as Iran gets the nuclear bomb.

Next week Anorak will bring you proof that Ahmadinejad is Iran’s only gay man, and reveal that his wife is none other than Peter Mandelson, who married Iran’s Jewish leader as part of a deal that secured the release of British servicemen.

In other news, Mr Schneider – The Taylor of Tehran – would like you to visit his shop and browse his range of Man at Ahmadinejad suits and underwear.

Says the a patron: “Nuclear… schuklear – what, you don’t want to look good when the world ends?”



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