Headline Of The Year: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
IN Uganda, newspapers have no time for puns in the case of Pastor Kiwewesi, aka Pastor Kiweweesi, versus David Arinaitwe – it’s a “bum sex scandal”:
Kansanga Miracle Centre Senior Pastor Isaac Kiwewesi, yesterday denied sodomy allegations brought against him by former employee David Arinaitwe, even as Police said they were continuing with investigations into the matter.
“I categorically state that these accusations are unfounded, baseless and absolutely untrue, and I hereby disassociate myself from them,” the pastor said in a statement read for him by a senior member of his church, Mr Mondo Mugisha.
The headline sits on the fence, as do the captions: “Shafted” and Accused”…
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April 24th, 2011 at 6:27 pm
A doctor speaks
April 24th, 2011 at 4:58 pm
Dear brothers in humanity , men and women of all ages and creeds ,you are definitely beautiful and charming and fascinating .I love to kiss you and suck your lips and tits It is not a wonder .I should love you because ,we all are humans irrespective of color and belief . I would like in this particular argument to explain one thing only . It is the anus . What anus is made for ? I believe it is made as an exit to feces of human body
Just imagine ,it is created only for discharging the filthy and disgusting stools which make you vomit . How do people suck the anus and enjoy it . Is there any enjoyment in sucking the anus ? I feel a pity for those humans who indulge in such sexual activities.
I believe that the humans who love such act are, in some way or other, totally sick and they complain or suffer from psychological problems which they should realize.
Most people who usually have anal sex feel uneasy during this act . Most of them are not happy because there is pain mixed with pleasure which they claim . Most of them suffer from rectum leakage because the muscles which hold back the excretion become weak . The active person enjoys but the passive who is under is suffering from many things due to this act which is practiced continuously .
For your information , the member is hard and if it is introduced in the rectum during sex ; in and out many times , it will automatically harm the inner covering of the rectum.
You should realize dear friends in humanity that when somebody has constipation , the stool becomes hard and painful during
defecation
You feel real pain . Now if the penis is hard during erection and if it is introduced inside yours ,what will happen , naturally you will feel the pain . In this case what enjoyment you may get if you feel pain . Blood may come out and you may get hemorrhoids after having sex several times .
My anus is made for me only and not for every human to have the chance to thrust his member inside me . I like my anus too much . It is not made for men to enjoy me whenever they wish and like. .
In my opinion , man now is behaving like woman , and he loves to be fucked . He likes to be under another man as the lady is doing . It is actually a disgrace . Man is Man . He is different . He is not a woman . If you like may dear human to behave like a woman ,then it is your decision. I have no right over you . you are free to do whatever you wish , but without harming any human being
But please think it over and please think deeply before you give your answer . I again feel pity for men in this world to behave like women and the members of other men in their buttocks . I feel pity for them . I tell you all that no one having anal sex does not get pain . I am a doctor and know better what is the anatomy of the rectum .
Help yourselves and do not be yes-man . Make your own decision and do not follow those who are promoting this kind of sex among good straight boys and men . The natural thing is to have sex with a woman . But if all men are having anal sex , you are depriving women from any enjoyment. Therefore the whole world will change to homosexuality and lesbianism .Alas .
October 6th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
What would be the Sun’s headline? Come on Anorak readers….
October 6th, 2009 at 10:19 am
You can’t beat the African newspapers for saying it as it is and brightening up our day.