Scottish Government Rejects Ban On Lads’ Mags
THE Scottish Government has rejected called to restrict the display of “lads’ mags” on newsagents’ shelves.
The lad’s mags fulfil an equal opportunities need for onanists with short arms to get their thrills.
The call now is for man’s mags to be placed on lower shelves before someone does themselves a serious injury; and to prevent memembes of the tall community from having to be confronted with pictures of naked nubile bodies at eye-level.
Everyone else can log onto the interent…
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October 7th, 2009 at 10:44 am
“THE Scottish Government has rejected called to restrict the display of “lads’ mags” on newsagents’ shelves.”
…Maybe if Colonel Ghaddaffi asked them nicely they would reconsider