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Simon Cowell Is Sick And Anton Du Beke Gives You Cancer

by | 9th, October 2009

simon-cowell-botox1SIMON Cowell is “SICK”. And the X Factor is in “CRISIS”.

As other papers rant on about the Strictly Come Dancing Race Row (“Anton Du Beke is a garlic-munching surrender monkey” – Sun; “What did your grandpa do in the war?” – Express; “Anton du Berk gives you cancer” – Mail), the Star sticks with the X Factor news.

SIMON Cowell is in a race against time to appear on the X Factor’s first live final show after falling ill. He is laid up at home in pain and is battling to get well in time for tomorrow night.

If Simon can’t be there to offer his opinion, the fear is that the show will have to find another judge – and with only Kerry Katona and Mr Blobby available, this is indeed a crisis. The Star goes on:

The judge has also been banned from seeing the lads he is mentoring – Jamie Archer, 34, Olly Murs, 25, and Danyl Johnson, 27 – in case he spreads his germs.

Anorak suspects something else. Might it be that Cowell has caught Olly Murs, or has contracted the neurological disorder that causes Danyl Johnson to wince at the sound of his own voice?

The last time Jamie, Olly and Danyl saw Cowell it was at his LA home for filming one month ago. Jamie let slip that something was not right with Cowell.

His face, right? He can’t move his forehead and his hair is of an inky blackness deep-sea divers term “challenging”. Says Jamie: “He’s not been able to come down yet. But he is passionate about winning.”

Last night Cowell’s spokesman said: “I’m confident he will be there.”

Fully recovered from an outbreak of front-page headlines…



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