How Will Hamas TV’s Furries Mascot Nassur Die?
HOW will Hamas TV furry Nassur die? Nassur the bear is the star of Pioneers of Tomorrow, the hit show that takes hit after hit after hit?
HAMAS TV’s furries show Role of Honour - The Stuffed:
Farfour - The big lovable mouse was murdered by the Israelis, who are no friends to enlightened mice.
Nahoul - Huge bumble bee killed by the Israelis who would not allow him to travel to Egypt for an opertaion on his enlarged heart.
Assud - Massive white bunny whose eyes wer bigger than his tum-tum - “I will eat all the Jews!” - died when Israelis bombed his TV studio.
Nassur will be killed when in a search for food his head gets stick in a huge pot of honey fashioned from a mortar shell. The Israelis use his as a pretence to open fire. He will then be shagged to death by a convention of furry enthusiasts.
The next mascot witll be something friendly and on self-destruct. “Welcome to Gazza“…
Posted: 9th, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 9th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
silly mistake…Nassur is a bear not a bunny….I apologise but they all look the same to me.
October 9th, 2009 at 10:17 am
…while in the process of giving him a blow job.
October 9th, 2009 at 10:09 am
I hate to spoil the ending for the kids but I have heard rumour that Nassur bleeds to death when Fatah the Ferret bites the suicide bombing bunnies nuts off …
October 9th, 2009 at 10:03 am
My favourite bit of propagandist kid’s entertainment is Daffy the Commando. Schultz!
I wonder what will happen to Nassur if lasting peace and mutual understanding ever break out? Think he’ll be locked away in an unofficial Hamas vault of shame, just like Warner and the other major studios did with their propaganda kid’s shows? Then pulled out and dusted off years later, so we can all laugh nostalgically at the pathetic waste of human life on both sides.