Marge Simpson In Playboy, In Pictures
Playboy’s pictures of a naked Marge Simpson are pretty much what’s the big-print aid to masturbation has been publishing for years…
HOW does a top shelf magazine follow non-topless pictures of one-dimensional US celebrity Heidi Montag? Why, with topless shots of two dimensional Marge Simpson, the cartoon character who sleeps with Homer Simpson.
Anyone might suppose there were a shortage of woman waiting to undress for a masturbation magazine in exchange for money. There is no shortage. The problem for Playboy is that top celebrities like Lindsay Lohan realise they can Twitter their own titillating selves without the Playboy soft-focus filter, and that a soft porn magazine run by an old man in velvet housecoat is more pathetically creepy than sexy.
The kind of person who reads Playboy is the kind of person who collects cigarette cards, calls cars “her” and “old girl” and too old to enjoy soft porn lads mags.
But – hold on a moment – Playboy might be more daring than even it dared dream.
Readers amy recall giong on in Australia, where Glenn Phillip McGuire pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography, specifically naked characters from The Simpsons and Pokemon performing sex acts on each other. Like this blast of Olympic-standard oral sex from Lisa Simpson.
In another case, an Australian judge ruled:
“The alleged pornography comprised a series of cartoons depicting figures modelled on members of the television animated series The Simpsons. The male figures have genitalia which is evidently human, as do the mother and the girl. The mere fact that the figure depicted departed from a realistic representation in some respects of a human being did not mean that such a figure was not a ‘person’.”
So Marge Simpson is not a cartoon character but a real woman. Playboy really does have a scoop. Get MILF Wilma Flintstone on the phone now. Get me Smurfette! Get me Jessica Rabbit. Now there was a real Bunny Girl.
Get me a woman who looks a bit like a woman but only more available, with no creases, no wrinkles and the kind of glossy wipe-clean skin tones and old man can see his face in.
Hell, Playboy’s been doing cartoon porn for years…
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Posted: 9th, October 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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