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Katie Price And Peter Andre: Lawnmower Races, Shaved Heads And Girls Aloud

by | 10th, October 2009

katie-price-career1 KATIE Price and Peter Andre Watch: Katie shaves her hair into a Britney Spears, Katie’s new implant, Kerry Katona is missing, Alex Reid’s lawnmower races and Katie out-writes James Patterson…

The Daily Star leads with: “Jordan’s head shave shock Katie goes for full Britney”.

There is picture of Katie Price with what at first glance looks like a new breast implant on her head. She is a cherry or well-placed spot away from having a new Jordan.

FURIOUS Katie Price has hit back at reports she’s gone mental by threatening to “do a Britney” and shave her head

So this is only computer wizardry. Katie has not shaved her head.

And when she read media reports she was suffering her own breakdown, she told make-up artist Gary Cockerill: “Let’s just give them what they want and shave my head. Now I know how Britney felt – they’re all after me. No wonder she had a breakdown. I am being treated the same as her so I may as well look the same.”

Look out for Katie juggling her kids, literally, and spilling out of hot-pants as he puts on weight and dry humps a pole before masses of screaming children.

Daily Express : “BOOBS ‘CAN BE TOO BIG’”

Too big for what? Not too big for the Express’s sister organs like Channel X and the Daily Star , where the only barrier to bigger breasts is the size of your TV screen and the width of your tabloid paper.

Surgeons say “going too big” can create an unnatural look as well as breast tissue damage, drooping and over-stretched skin.

But fingers crossed you should earn enough money from them to pay another surgeon to tie any loose skin into a novelty bunny tail or a novelty Peter Andre attachment.

Baltimore Sun : “James Patterson’s a slacker next to Katie Price”

“And to think I was in awe over James Patterson’s recent deal with Hachette, which calls for him to produce 17 books in three years (reportedly worth $150 million). I know he’s a mini-comglomerate, publishing series such as Maximum Ride and Alex Cross, but he has lots of experience, plus the help of collaborators.

But Brit Katie Price, aka the model Jordan (not to be confused with the river Jordan), puts him to shame. Only 31, she’s writing her fourth memoir in the past five years!

When she’s older, Katie will be able to rest her fallen Jordans on her book stack. And everyone wants to read about Jordan:

Reputable companies also do not want to get dragged into a sordid sales war where bitter partners are dishing the dirt on each other.”

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