Lily Allen’s Heart Stopped At Farmer Karl’s Chanel Show
LILY Allen would like Grazia readers to know that “finally I feel beautiful”.
We join Lily as she looks at herself in a compact mirror, applies lipstick to her lips - on her face (this is no daring critique on the fashion industry) - and tells us about the moment she arrives in the Chanel barn with that Farmer Karl and his bevy of clothes horses made from actual people:
“When I came out of the hole in the stage, my heart stopped.”
Thankfully, Lily can do her routine in her coma, and neither Prince nor Rihanna, nor indeed any of the great and good that come to watch the bucolic splendour of a city farm where the cows go Miu Miu, the cats go “Mwwwwa” and the birds go “I’m a mo-del, singer actress bored of boys my own age…”
Farmer Karl Lagerfeld invited Lily to perform when she was shooting the campaign for the “Coco Cocoon” bag, a tent-like structure made from the perinea of the Spicebush Swallowtale.
Grazia fast forwards to the show, and spots “haute-peasant” models, a “pocket Venus” and a few pigs that Lily says were “smelly” and far too country for the show in the country theme.
Says Lily:
“My boyfriend Sam Cooper tells me I’m beautiful and that he loves me all the time. He says my bum is fabulous and that’s all I need.”
Well, not all Lily needs.
She also feels need to share news of her backside with us, and with Grazia, which says Lily looks “amazing”.
Lily then revels that the secret of her figure is “a lot of jumping and foot stamping on stage”.
It’s the “I Want, I Want, I Want Diet”. Look out for it at a famer’s meat market near you…
Posted: 13th, October 2009 | In: Grazia Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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