Lily Allen’s Bum Wins Best Magazine Cover Of The Year Award
ANORAK was at the Maggies awards to see Lily Allen’s arse–to-camera win the title of best magazine cover for Q magazine, which also won the celebrity and entertainment category.
There is no stopping the power of Lily Allen’s arse. It walks. It talks. It shrinks.
One day Lily’s arse will go it alone and bring on a pop war not seen since Dolly Parton’s breast left to form The Carpenters.
Lily’s arse is an inspiration and very soon lots of magazines will surely fearture arses on their covers - such as Readers’ Wives, Fat & Gagging For It, Big Buttocks, Noel Edmonds Monthly and Viz.
Lily sets trends - the rest follow behind, sniffing…
Posted: 13th, October 2009 | In: Media Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 14th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
At last!
October 14th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
5 yampster says:
October 14th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Oh I don’t know. In that picture it looks as though her arse may have been touched up.
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Well if they need Lilly’s bum touching up, I reckon I could handle it
October 14th, 2009 at 11:09 am
don’t be silly it’s big KNICKERS not a big arse.
October 14th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Oh I don’t know. In that picture it looks as though her arse may have been touched up. They can do wonders with photoshop these days
October 14th, 2009 at 9:22 am
AGW that is so bad.
Lily may be a big pain in the arse but its certainly not a big arse.
October 14th, 2009 at 8:39 am
Did either Dolly Parton or The Carpenters have a third nipple like Lilly?…I think you will find the answer is no….so why the lame comparison? Leave her alone she is lovely….there is,nt another sleb alive who can lactate quite like our Lilly.
October 14th, 2009 at 6:39 am
Lilly Allen is the new Vanessa Feltz. (without the First Class Hons from Cambridge).
Neither sweat much for fat lasses.
October 14th, 2009 at 1:52 am
What Does Lilly Allen’s behind have to do with either Dolly Parton’s breasts or The Carpenters. Allen will never be as big as Dolly Parton or The Carpenters, so why the lame comparison?