
X Factor: Dermot O’Leary Wants Joe McElderry Locked Up
READ X Factor presenter Dermot O’Leary’s news column in the News of The World:
“The X Files - Dermot O’Leary’s brand new column reveals why John & Ed are still in it”
It’s Dermot ‘literally’ O’Leary right here on this page, literally. Dermot O’Leary, people. Coming right up. Literally. Any moment now…
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Well, they did it. They defied the odds, they beat the boos and they rode roughshod over everyone’s expectations to make it through the first week unscathed.
They took the knocks, rode the wave, hit the highs, trawled the lows and literally scaled the scales. It’s John and Edward, Ireland’s late-developing answer to The Proclaimers, and the answer to the question ‘What’s more annoying than the Proclaimers’?
Dermot wants to tell you the secret of John & Edward’s success - and it’s not Edward & John, just as it’s not Renata & Renee, Lace & Black, Becks & Posh and Duran & Duran. The secret of their success is… they are so dire that you enjoy watching them for much the same reasons as you enjoy watching Dermot ‘Literally’ O’Leary, Cheryl Cole’s lip-syncing on a singing contest Dannii Minogue trying to regain control of her eyebrows and Simon Cowell doing an increasingly convincing impression of a hairy cue ball.
One thing Dermot does say that we can enjoy for more positive reasons is that Joe McElderry:
He’s already a winner. He’s been blessed with the keys of Newcastle by Queen Cheryl. If he wins, let’s hope he locks himself up there, or Britain won’t know what’s hit it.
When Dermot let go of Cliche Tune he can be engaging, literally.
Posted: 18th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 18th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
You’ve got a point.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Horrifying gestalt entity Jedward is one of the signs of the of the imminent Panelocalypse. Soon a reconstituted Hughie Green and Arthur Askey will jointly dash Simon Cowell’s brains in with the jawbone of Lena Zavaroni and an amputated leg; gaining mastery of this new format as the lights on our screens shine brighter than the lights in our homes.
Dark times are ahead Bring on the rolling blackouts.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
I can’t wait. I would like the twins to go out but only a black hearted swine would vote against them on the day of Stephen Gateley’s funeral. Louis’ absence at the funeral too is a double whammy for all the other competitors. The poor lads have also had to do without his mentoring all week so that’s probably a triple whammy. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a Nobel prize of some discription for the twins by the end of the the evenings show
October 18th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
nice story, thx a lot, I just discovered English written blogs, to improve my English.
Bernd Helmut Frank