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Forget Jail, Richard Heene Should Get An Emmy

by | 18th, October 2009

Boy In BalloonFALCON Heene is his dad’s stooge, the Loft Boy who hoisted his dad on his own petard. Loft Boy was a fix. The media fell for it. Give Richard Heene an Emmy. Forget the reality TV series, make Richard Heene controller of ITV.
Everyone gets famous with Richard Heene. Larimer County Sheriff James Alderden is famous.

He said he believes that Falcon Heene had not hide in the attic to perpetuate a scam to make his dad Richard Heene famous:

“Our understanding is that the boy had been trying to climb in there and was yelled at by the parents. He thought that he was responsible for this balloon taking off when it wasn’t intended to” – October 16, 2009

Later, Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden says: “It has been determined this was a hoax, a publicity stunt to market a reality show…On the bizarre meter, this rates a 10” – October 18, 2009

If Heeve goes to jail, he should be given all manner of tools to facilitate his escape. Every week, Heeve will try to outfox Alderden with acts of derring-do. We, the viewers, will be party to the scams, but Alderden will be the last man to know.

Special prizes each period for spotting Falcon, who will be disguised Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden and other characters that are hard to spot…



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