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Somali Game Show First Prize Is AK47 And Jihad

by | 19th, October 2009

kaboom A new game show in Somalia promises Jihad to the winner and an AK 47. Everyone else get a bullet.

IT’S Friday. It’s five to five. It’s Bomb Attack!

At which point the Hamas kids scream “Bomb Attack!”

Happily, your host Al-Mon Andrews is now dead, so too is Leslie Howizter, Michael Al-spel and (No) ‘Ed Stewart. So here’s, Stu ‘Ooh, I could crush the infield like a grape’ Francis. “Bomb Attack!”

Bomb Attack!

Kaboom!

Yaaaaayyyy.

This show is brought to you by Somalia’s insurgent Shebab group, in association with Jihad Industries Ltd, a subsidiary of Bomb Belts R U.

Here’s your new host Sheikh Abdullahi Alhaq.

“The reason the young men were rewarded with weapons is to encourage them to participate in the ongoing holy war against the enemies of Allah in Somalia.”

Today there are five neighbourhoods of the port city of Kismayo entered into the competition, which consists mainly of questions on science, culture and the Koran.

The last team standing are from Farjano district. Give a big

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