Using Katie Price And Sick Children To Advertise The Bounty Mum Of The Year
BOUNTY, purveyors of the baby hamper given to news mums as an inducement to them buying branded products, have shortlisted Katie Price for their Celebrity Mum Of The Year award.
There is also a Real Mum of the Year 2009, which serves to imply there is something unreal, or fake, about Katie Price and her celebrity mummies.
2007 title holder Katie is going mum-a-mum against these others, who are in no partial order:
Samantha Cameron – the death of whose son Ivan is now a press release
Mel B – three kids to three dads
Emma Bunton – no more than a Baby herself
Geri Halliwell – single mum
Suzanne Shaw - single mum and Darren Day survivor
Myleene Klass – without whom no list is complete
Tess Daly – a married mum in a stable relationship, so no hope in hell of winning
Sophie Ellis Bextor – suffered pre-eclampsia scare
Charlotte Church – unmarried mum of two
Fern Britton – Ryvita never lie
Kate Moss – Single mum
Coleen Nolan - Me Kidzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Holly Willoughby – has a child who should get a credit on This Morning as a researcher
Vote now and vote often…
Posted: 21st, October 2009 | In: The Consumer Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 21st, 2009 at 6:59 pm
6 dairy says:
…I see we are back to spending hour upon hour in moderation again…..?
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So it’s not just me then. I’d given up.
October 21st, 2009 at 2:33 pm
…and a more feminine
October 21st, 2009 at 1:52 pm
The Mother of the Year Award is just another NoBo…..or maye… MoBo ..is more fitting
October 21st, 2009 at 11:32 am
So KP is up for mother of the year. Don’t the 5 (yes FIVE) nannies get a mention for surrogate motherhood?
Silly silly award. How do any of us know how these celeb mums are in private?
I suppose we should just be grateful that St Cheryl of Cole doesn’t have any yet!
October 21st, 2009 at 11:13 am
…I see we are back to spending hour upon hour in moderation again…..?
October 21st, 2009 at 9:01 am
by Anorkian standards, it’s pretty bloody word perfect, actually…. what precisely are you complaining about? if you want literary perfection, I am sure there are other sites which would be less offensive to such a sensitive disposition…..
…a sense of humour is also a bit of a must for this site - you seem to have missed out….?
October 21st, 2009 at 8:26 am
‘Even the title is spelled wrongly.’
That would be ’spelt’ Katy.
October 21st, 2009 at 6:40 am
Who is writing this article? The quality of language and spelling are appalling for a published site, Surely even a cursory proofread is performed before publication?
Even the title is spelled wrongly.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
The whole of Benidorm is truly grateful.
October 20th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Katie Price looked a lot better as a blonde, before she decided to make herself into some sort of reject from the casting of Benidorm….