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Lindsay Lohan Dies In 2010: In Pictures

by | 20th, October 2009

lindsay-lohan5 THE National Enquirer reports that Lindsay Lohan has ONE YEAR TO LIVE ”.

And then, decades to pop up on daytime telly shows to talk about what she used to get up when she felt so alive?

Well, no. The NE says Lohan will die in 2010. It’s not an altogether exact medical report, and only gets looser when we read that she might die.

Although the NE does have form as a ghoulish organ of record, correctly predicting Michael Jackson death . This week it also predicts that “ailing” Liz Taylor is weeks from DEATH !” hwo many weeks, we do not know, but the guess is anything from 10 to 30,000.

Lohan’s death is also the

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