X Factor: Danyl Johnson Saved By Stacey Solomon
AND it came to pass that the X Factor did some down to Miss Frank, a would-be drag act named after a boutique in the Poole Arndale Centre, and Danyl Johnson, the Bronze Age Will Young.
Both acts are vastly superior to non-singing, non-dancing Lloyd Daniels and Return To Oz extras John & Edward.
Was Danyl undone by the story of his making Stacey Solomon cry? We waited. The judges would decide. Who stays?
Cheryl Cole: Miss Frank (translation: I am mining. The tape is making me say things…)
Simon Cowell: Danyl Johnson: (trans: Teenage girls and men in clean white vests do not buy Miss Frank records…)
Louis Walsh: Miss Frank (trans: John & Edward. Edwards & John. Can’t escape. No escape, Soft skin, mind…)
Dannii Minogue: Danyl Johnson (trans: Hope he makes Stacey cry again…)
And then Danyl is saved by the public vote. Who voted for Danyl? Our money is on Stacey Solomon, and her family. Keep Danyl in and make Stacey better able to connect with her inner sob story. Danyl is an enabler.
And the procession to anoint Stacey Solomon as the X Factor winner continues…
Posted: 25th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 26th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
It looks like Simon’s friend and colleague, Friedman, have joined forces to ensure that Simon has his way. This has nothing ‘really’ to do with Cheryl, as Friedman and the press would like you to believe! Another of Simon’s tactics to ‘undermine’ Joe’s, unblemished track record to out shine all the other performers.
October 26th, 2009 at 11:42 am
I am still rooting for Jamie Afro Archer…I loved the way he sang ‘Sex on Fire’.I think either way if Danyl loses or wins…. Simon is so besotted with him, he will get a record deal I just hope that he is as fair with Jamie.
October 26th, 2009 at 11:23 am
My 12 yo daughter and her friends all love Lloyd.
On last night’s show, did Michael Bublé lip sync? I couldn’t quite work out if his mouth was out of time with the words in some places or if it was just a satellite delay.
October 26th, 2009 at 12:47 am
I thought he summed it up perfectly apart from not giving Lloyd more of a slap, which he so richly deserves
October 25th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Your prose style is confusing & at times, incoherent.