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X Factor: Danyl Johnson Saved By Stacey Solomon

by | 25th, October 2009

danyl-johnson-8AND it came to pass that the X Factor did some down to Miss Frank, a would-be drag act named after a boutique in the Poole Arndale Centre, and Danyl Johnson, the Bronze Age Will Young.

Both acts are vastly superior to non-singing, non-dancing Lloyd Daniels and Return To Oz extras John & Edward.

Was Danyl undone by the story of his making Stacey Solomon cry? We waited. The judges would decide. Who stays?

Cheryl Cole: Miss Frank (translation: I am mining. The tape is making me say things…)

Simon Cowell: Danyl Johnson: (trans: Teenage girls and men in clean white vests do not buy Miss Frank records…)

Louis Walsh: Miss Frank (trans: John & Edward. Edwards & John. Can’t escape. No escape, Soft skin, mind…)

Dannii Minogue: Danyl Johnson (trans: Hope he makes Stacey cry again…)

And then Danyl is saved by the public vote. Who voted for Danyl? Our money is on Stacey Solomon, and her family. Keep Danyl in and make Stacey better able to connect with her inner sob story. Danyl is an enabler.

And the procession to anoint Stacey Solomon as the X Factor winner continues…



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