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X Factor: Victimised Cheryl Cole Wants To Punch Simon Cowell

by | 28th, October 2009

cheryl-cole3 LOOK out Simon Cowell, it sounds like Cherly Cole has not developed as much had been hoped. The X Factor judge found guilty of assaulting a toilet attendant remains a fan of the short sharp shock, as the Star’s front page says:

“Simon Cowell is nasty rude and annoying. I want to punch him”

This is nation’s sweetheart Cheryl Cole on message. Anyone who has watched the X Factor cannot help but notice that the aim of the three non-Cowell judges is to turn on Cowell and say how wrong he is. The more forcibly they can do this the less chance the watching millions will realise that without Cowell the show loses its only talent.

The routine goes like this:

Cole : Check out me dimples
Cowell : Nothing short of awful. Horrendous
Louis Walsh : No. you’re wrong
Dannii Minogue : Stares purposefully

The audience cheers and hisses allowing Cowell time to think of a simile “Your like Hitler without the fun”, or a metaphor, “You’re Cilla Black in braces.” The Star takes up the theme:

Cheryl Cole told last night how she feels like “lamping” Simon Cowell because he is so “nasty, rude and annoying”. The chart-topping Geordie beauty has broken her silence on the increased “friction” between her and Simon on this year’s X Factor.

Because Cowell is not the man who discovered her, made her, hooked her up to an Auto Tune machine, introduced her to America, gave her a No.1 hit and stuck her on the biggest telly show. Cole is standing up to Cowell because she and he are equals.

She admitted the pair have been at each other’s throats more than usual this year. And the Girls Aloud star claimed she has to “clench her fists” as Simon, 50, drives her mad by getting “more and more annoying … really annoying” during the show.

Here’s annoying Simon punctuating the end of Cole lip-syncing

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