Amy Winehouse’s Breasts Stand Between Her And Lindsay Lohan

AMY Winehouse’s new breasts were caught in the lift. But they may yet save her life. No-one is looking at Amy’s feet, least of all Amy, her arms, her legs, her face. It’s all about those Jordans.

And in case you missed them. Amy managed to slip them out of their protective wrapping right in front of the paparazzi.

As celebrity watchers know, big false breasts need to be coated in a layer of orangey-brown varnish lest they shrivel like Lindsay Lohan. It’s something that explains why men who play conkers when young are nine times more likely than a non-conker enthusiast to date a glamour model.

Anorak’s Man in LA wonders if new breasts could have saved Billie Holliday:

True, they may be a pair of Spaldeens glued to a fishstick, but a couple of fake new breasts seem to have helped Amy Winehouse find her way back, if unsteadily, from what seemed to be certain destruction…

Huge new breasts might also have saved Natalie Wood, Kurt Cobain, Marc Bolan and a host of other stars.

If you want to see Amy’s new breasts exposed you can on the next page.

Anorak

Posted: 28th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink