Holy Communion Wafer Transforms Into Jesus Christ’s Cloned Heart
IN Sokolka, in Catholic Poland, a shard of communion wafer has mutated into human heart tissue. At mass, the wafer tumbles into water. And it emerges as heart tissue.
The evidence is whisked off to be examined.
A Professor Maria Sobaniec-Lotowaska, of the medical university in Bialystok, says it is heart tissue.
A Prof Lech Chyczewski tells us:
“The professor saw what she wanted to see. She is very religious. In order to rule out any doubts, it would have been necessary to carry out molecular and genetic testing.”
No. In order to rule out any doubt you need to believe, truly believe.
A scientist called Pawel Grzesiowskia, says the heart tissue is a kind of mould.
It’s a miracle, if you want it to be. It’s blasphemy to examine the wafer. And if anyone can check the ingredients on the back of the wafer box for signs of “animal by-products”, we’d be grateful.
Also, might be best to keep the wafers in a tin – what with the mice, and all.
NOTE: Can we now clone Jesus?
Posted: 30th, October 2009 | In: Strange But True Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 30th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
with or without the river?
October 30th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Transubstantion? Isn’t that a map of the London Underground?
October 30th, 2009 at 11:48 am
It should be some tissue, after all isn’t transubstantiation…
October 30th, 2009 at 10:37 am
I expect this ‘miracle’ will be put down to wassissname, the last Polish Pope. The current pope, pope wassisname, the last austrian pope, wants to get the old one sainted up as soon as possible so that when he dies he’ll get the same treatment
Santo Subito!
(trans: Holy tabletop football game)