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Kai Wayne Rooney, Birth Of A Brand

by | 2nd, November 2009

216 AND lo it came to pass that professional ordinary girl Coleen Rooney, wife of England footballer Wayne Rooney, has given birth to Kai Wayne, a boy child.

Kai is named in honour of his mum’s love of throat singing, as practiced by the people of Tuva, in southern Siberia,  it’s easy to spell and Kay-Wayne makes him sound like a west cosst rapper.

A spokesman tells us:

“Mother and baby are both absolutely fine. Wayne and Coleen are thrilled with the wonderful addition to their family life.”

And the bookmakers get to laying odds:

100-1 (William Hill) Kai Rooney plays Premier League football
66-1 (Coral; 150-1 Hills) Kai Rooney plays football for England
33-1 Kai tells his mum to “fuck

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