X Factor: Gordon Brown Has XXX With Danyl Johnson And Stacey Solomon

X Factor Watch: Gordon Brown makes his mark with Danyl Johnson and Stacey Solomon, Jedward hanged until dancing, Alexandra Burke gets some sick PR and more…

Daily Telegraph: “Jedward can win, says Louis, as X Factor accused of giving pair second chance”

…it has been claimed that the organisers of the show gave Jedward a second chance in that they appeared at auditions in London in May before their successful attempt in Glasgow only days later. The evidence, it is claimed, is visible in two video clips from the separate trials.

What’s this talk of trials? Is being unable to sing and dance now a crime in our celebrity obsessed land? It is the talentless that are the novelty acts. Send them down to be hanged until they dance.

Sweet Charidee

Sussex Express: “Fans could sing with X Factor star”

A star?

KARAOKE kings and queens could win a recording session with Ben Mills from X Factor in a charity competition. Demelza Hospice Care for Children, which looks after youngsters across East Sussex, announced the contest this week.

Ben..? It’s for charity, which in tabloid speak means you cannot criticise nor make a snide comment:

Daily Mirror: “Cowell & Alex cash for Sophie”

A toddler is flying to America for life-saving treatment after Simon Cowell agreed to chip in “tens of thousands” of pounds. One-year-old Sophie Atay’s mother needed to raise £500,000 urgently to send her for pioneering cancer therapy…

The emergency cash plea was heard by singer Alexandra Burke, last year’s winner of ITV1’s The X Factor. She called TV mogul Simon and he and caring Alexandra, 21, will put the remainder of the money in.

And then told the press. That’s A.L.E..A…

411: Burke of the good heart has an album out.

“Frankly, if it weren’t for the X Factor Burke would never have even come close to “making it.”

Leona! Laex!! Fight!!!!

The Sun: “X Factor sparks ‘bar brawl hell’”

A ROW over The X Factor saw “all hell break loose” at a work pub bash, a court heard yesterday.
Bar stools, pool cues and bottles were thrown in the alleged attack on Grant Morrison and pal John Goldie. It’s claimed they were left battered and bleeding by Kevin Brannan and Christopher McCabe.

Put Your X On The X Factor

Daily Mirror: “Gord: I’m so strictly an X Factor fan”

Unelected leader of democratic country a fan of voting. Oh, the irony. Gordon tell Piers Morgan in GQ magazine:

“Cowell accused me of wavering in my support for The X Factor, but I haven’t. I’m an X Factor fan, and Peter Mandelson looks after Strictly Come Dancing.”

You can visualise the meeting at Granita as Brown says Mandy he can have Strictly in a few years, when he abdicates…

Anorak

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