Katie Price And Peter Andre Burnt At The Stake, In Pictures
THIS November 5th, Katie Price will burn like a holidaymaker in an Ibiza sex clinic.
Artist Frank Shepherd has put the finishing touches to the Edenbrige Bonfire Society Celebrity Guy.
It’s not Jordan, but so too copies of OK!, Hello! and The Sun, and the faces of former husband Peter Andre and current partner Alex Reid.
Whoever light this one hand best stand well back lest the powerful blend of skin oils and preparations set fire to the very Earth and skies.
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November 5th, 2009 at 10:59 am
what’s with the lunchbox in the front of the jodphurs….?? is she joining Alex in the cross-dressing game now…?
“poor girl can’t live”, Upset…? actually, she’s a very rich girl, who does nothing to improve her image with the general public by her continued unpleasant and publicity-seeking behaviour…
as for Harvey - she seems to use the poor little sod as a convenient sympathy gatherer at every opportunity….
November 5th, 2009 at 10:46 am
Didn’t Pete have suspected meningitis or similar once, and it turned out to be nothing more than a personal hygene issue ?
November 5th, 2009 at 9:53 am
She’s saving the breakdown for the next TV series
‘Katie goes Gaga’
November 5th, 2009 at 9:28 am
I don’t think this is really appropriate when her son Harvey is in hospital with suspected swine flu and might not recover from it.
Poor girl can’t live. And now people have to resort to this. Why not have Bin Laden on fire? Or someone who really deserves it.
I am ashamed of this country!! I’m surprised she hasn’t had a breakdown!!
November 5th, 2009 at 1:17 am
Will it be a bright orange flame ?