Surrey Artist Poos And Wipes Arse On Bible
IN the Vancouver suburb of Surrey, a 33-year-old man is in need of urgent relief.
He is at a party. He is drunk. It is Halloween. So he poos on the seat of a car and wipes himself clean on a handy Bible.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
The car’s owner is unimpressed. The man then seeks refuge in a nearby police vehicle.
In the car he is bitten by a police dog.
The man is arrested and fails to use as his defence: “But it’s my art, occifer.”
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Posted: 6th, November 2009 | In: Strange But True Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 7th, 2009 at 12:54 am
‘interesting that everyone seems to have been more concerned about the car than the Bible….!!’
Use of a bible is a clever Dodge
November 6th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Clarification 21:6
Behold, he is a dirty little sh*t who cannot control his nether regions….
interesting that everyone seems to have been more concerned about the car than the Bible….!!
November 6th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Revelation 21: 5
And he that sat upon the throne said ‘Behold I make all things new’. And he said unto me, Wipe: for these words are true and faithful’