In Pictures: Rihanna’s Nipples Present Glamour Magazine’s Women Of The Year

ANORAK’S Man in New York was at The 2009 Women of the Year hosted by Glamour Magazine at Carnegie Hall, NY. Also ether were such woman of substance as Rihanna, Serena Williams, Steven Tyler, Andie MacDowell and Rainey Qualley, Anna Chlumsky, Lisa Ling, Amanda Righetti – pause; fans face with hand- Padma Lakshmi, Iman, Stephanie March, Maria Shriver, Katharine McPhee and Estelle.

The top women of the year are the singer Rihanna, for services to getting beaten up and showing your nipples – and Michelle Obama, for being married to Barack Obama, who defeated Hillary Clinton to become president of the world in a fight where racism was defeated by misogyny. The other top women are all given pithy bios:

Rihanna: Back On Top! (And falling out of her top)
Maria Shriver: The Dynamo (Unelected female in Kennedy political dynasty)
Stella McCartney: The Designer (Paul McCartney’s daughter)
Amy Poehler: The Entertainer (Actress)
Marissa Mayer: The Visionary (Google VeePee)
Serena Williams: The Athlete (“If I could, I would take this fucking ball and shove it down your fucking throat.”)

Jane Aronson: The Guardian Angel
Susan Rice: The Peacemaker
Euna Lee and Laura Ling: The Journalists who got captured and became the story
The Women of Iran’s One Million Signatures Campaign: The Activists (who didn’t get their nipples out)
Maya Angelou: The Poet

Those nipple pictures:

8014601

◄ Back

Next ►

Picture 1 of 1

Rihanna attends the The 2009 Women of the Year hosted by Glamour Magazine at Carnegie Hall in New York, USA

Anorak

Posted: 10th, November 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink