Michael Jackson’s Five Questions For Derek Acorah, Video

FOR those of you who missed Derek Acorah’s live séance with Michael Jackson, here it is. Jackson has a message from beyond. What is his message? His message is that David Gest’s head is on fire? That June Sarpong now has all the credibility of Simon Cowell looking for singing talent? No. Not this time. Michael wants us to know that he’s not the only one whose looking for a new outlet on the telly:

Here are the Top Five celebrities Derek Acorah should connect with next:

Saddam Hussein – Is Barbara Windsor right to duck out of EastEnders now, or should she wait until Sam is married?

Elvis – Is the Spanish economy in depression?

Napoleon – Can Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard play in the same England midfield?

Ugg The Caveman – Are you cheesed of that you failed to patent fire and would a class action lawsuit against Guy Fawkes be preferable to all out war with the Vatican?

Moses – Should I invest in gold or wheat?

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Posted: 10th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink

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Jen says:
November 11th, 2009 at 11:11 pm

@M.L.W., good point! He doesn’t say “I love you more”.

Frankly, I wonder how do we all know it’s really MJ speaking…and now something/someone else…?

Ben says:
November 11th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

Michael was such a neat person. Man of this own. Did what he thought and felt. In spite of all the lie said about him. But when the narrow minded people of this world took away his fast chance to experience his childhood, they also took his sprit. People are so mean. Rest in peace Michael.