Sharon Osbourne NOT As Sexy As Susan Boyle: Official

SUSAN Boyle and Sharon Osboune in sex death match horror: THERE are debates that can rage for eons:

* Who is Posher, Victoria Beckham or Rebecca Loos?

* Is John Grimes a better singer than Edward Grimes?

* Is EastEnders more authentic than Coronation Street?

And to this list we add another question:

Is Susan Boyle sexier than Sharon Osbourne?

Following news that Sharon Osbourne called Susan Boyle a “hairy arsehole”, with a face like a “slapped arse” hit with an “ugly stick“, US telly show Access All Areas has polled its viewers.

The result is that Sharon Osbourne is NOT as sexy as Susan Boyle by a factor of 68per cent to 32 per cent. .

The only is, of course, that Susan Boyle is exactly what Sharon Osbourne would look like if her stitches fell out.

In other news, a debate rages over which is the most por-Jewish: al Qaeda or the Taliban.

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Ozzy Osbourne, wife Sharon and children Kelly, Jack and Aimee at the Kerrang Awards 1997 in London.

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Posted: 11th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink