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I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Sacks Katie Price

by | 12th, November 2009

sam-fox THE year is now divided into TV shows: And November means I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! , staring Katie Price in the sack and out of a bikini.

While the BBC’s care home-focused non-dancing dance show Strictly Come Dancing does anyone allowed to operate the remote control watch it? ITV follows the X Factor with another hit.

The show features the following celebrities, who would once have been called “personalities” and before that “VIPs”:

George Hamilton Does the Hollywood legends know the sun cannot reach the jungle floor? Big risk that his tan might suffer. Expects a deep mahogany giving way to light maple as the show progresses.

Sam Fox Former Page 3 stunna, and early victim of nominative determinism. Fox by name, Fox by nature. Now looks a bit like Shakin’ Stevns crossed with Sarah Jessica Parker in Letitia Dean’s wig. Says: “Of course you’ll see me under the waterfall in my bikini. I’m really proud of my body.” And we’re proud of you, Sam.

Gina D’Acampo – Stereotypical Italian daytime TV chef. Chances of winning: Nil. Chances of waving arms about and saying “mama mia ”: Dead cert.

Camilla Dallerup From Strictly Come Dancing celebrity prop to genuine celebrity. Camilla is tall and blonde. Camilla by names, Princess Diana by legs. Should do well.

Jimmy White Anorak all-time hero. Hours upon hours of misspent youth watching Sir James The Whirlwind White pot balls and then choke like a fat man swallowing a whole marrow when it mattered. Tan factor: Ghostly White.

Lucy Benjamin Former short marker inspector in EastEnders . She shots Phil Mitchell. And no-one cared. Gino’s

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