BBC Opens Public Vote To Pick The New Strictly Come Dancing Presenter
BRUCE Forsyth is out of Strictly Come Dancing. Anyone still watching the tired BBC show - the institutionalised circling life’s plughole in care homes, secure units and the BBC staff canteen - can now vote on the person to replace dear Brucie.
The BBC is, of coruse, deeply distressed that the aged performer is too ill to go on, positoning news of his illness beneath the headline “WEIRD & WONDERFUL“.
Now you can vote. Who will it be? Vote now and vote often:
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November 15th, 2009 at 7:58 am
None of the above.
Make Jonathan Woss earn his puff-pastry …
and do all the dancing with Georgina Baillie, aka Voluptua, Andrew Sachs’ granddaughter and victim of Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross’s asinine humour.
Is there no talent left in BBC scheduling? Voluptua would push the ratings (and national blood pressures) through the roof.
Bring on Georgina and her former hoofers, the Satanic Sluts, that’ll give the judges something to drool over.
November 15th, 2009 at 2:21 am
Anorak seems to be putting in a subtle plug for Ditta Von Teese - who am I to argue - seconded.
November 14th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
When I was little I used to wonder how he managed not to fall off that ostrich
November 14th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
I voted for Bernie Clifton but only if he does it in that hilarious Ostrich costume
November 14th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
What will he do now?
November 14th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Poor Brucie…..mean or poverty stricken Beeb, and they couldn’t reschedule, could they?