I’m A Celebrity: Katie Price’s Eyebrows Fear Bush Tucker Trial
WANT to know why I’m A Celebrity sexual organ eater Katie Price spent £10K on “EXTREME MAKEOVER”?
Closer magazine says she did it to “GET PETE’S ATTENTION”.
Peter is Peter Andre, the former Mr Katie Price who seems to spend the larger part of his working life talking and singing about the former Mrs Peter Andre.
Inside Closer and we learn that Katie Price has her teeth turned “avalanche” white and face filled so that she looks like an almost lifelike porcelain doll to “rile Pete”.
Closer has the facts, including the news that Jordan’s hair extensions cost £500. These are the same extensions that cost £15,000 is the Daily Star.
What hairs she had extended is not immediately obviously, but I’m A Celebrity viewers should look out for Katie lassoing any new man or woman from her “nunny plait”.
Certainly the extended hairs are not Katie’s eyebrows, which have been declared a UNESCO site of special scientific interests, protected by law lest a fellow contestant eat them in the Bush Tucker Trial.
Closer says Katie Price’s “acrylic nails have been removed and cut short for the jungle”. Why would you remove false nails and then cut them?
How any of this “riles” Pete Andre is not certain. Perhaps those discarded nails hold sentimental value, the inspiration for Peter’s higher-pitched whining…
Stay tuned, readers, for more madness in the part on Benidorm relocated to the Australian Bush. See the gallery.
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November 17th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Even the checkout lady at Asda last night was moaning about her going in. We had a right bitching session about it. It made packing far more entertaining than usual.
November 17th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
…she didn’t look anything like porcelain on TV last night - more like worn leather!
I don’t know what she has done to her eyebrows but they look like something that just crawled onto her face from the jungle trees and there is pitting around her mouth (probably where the filler hasn’t settled evenly).
she looked her very best when she was last in the jungle and she had no make-up or hair/nail extensions on at all, really pretty, to give her her dues.
..and she’s not doing herself any favours by disappearing out of the kids’ lives for a month, especially when Harvey has just had a bit of a scare health-wise….
if she is trying to win back public approval, she’s still not got the hang of it, IMO….