I’m A Celebrity: Katie Price’s Eyebrows Fear Bush Tucker Trial
Closer magazine says she did it to “GET PETE’S ATTENTION”.
Peter is Peter Andre, the former Mr Katie Price who seems to spend the larger part of his working life talking and singing about the former Mrs Peter Andre.
Inside Closer and we learn that Katie Price has her teeth turned “avalanche” white and face filled so that she looks like an almost lifelike porcelain doll to “rile Pete”.
Closer has the facts, including the news that Jordan’s hair extensions cost £500. These are the same extensions that cost £15,000 is the Daily Star.
What hairs she had extended is not immediately obviously, but I’m A Celebrity viewers should look out for Katie lassoing any new man or woman from her “nunny plait”.
Certainly the extended hairs are not Katie’s eyebrows, which have been declared a UNESCO site of special scientific interests, protected by law lest a fellow contestant eat them in the Bush Tucker Trial.
Closer says Katie Price’s “acrylic nails have been removed and cut short for the jungle”. Why would you remove false nails and then cut them?
How any of this “riles” Pete Andre is not certain. Perhaps those discarded nails hold sentimental value, the inspiration for Peter’s higher-pitched whining…
Stay tuned, readers, for more madness in the part on Benidorm relocated to the Australian Bush. See the gallery.