I’m A Celebrity: ‘Lesbian’ Katie Price Wants To ‘Remarry’ Peter Andre

I’M A Celebrity Watch: Katie Price wants to remarry Peter Andre, Myleene Klass revisited, nominative determinism and Samantha Fox goes native…

When you pay a fortune - £350,000 – to put “lesbian” Jordan in the jungle for a “romp” – you need to milk her for all she’s worth before the great unwashed vote her off the show.

Same goes for the tabloids, who have invested so much ink in Katie Price that unless a naked Sam Fox is going to put her head in Gino D’Acampo’s mouth all eyes remais locked on the former Mrs Peter Andre.

Katie Price features on the front page of the Mirror (“Good Lord Jord“) and the Sun (I’M A CELEBWETTY”), on both occasions dressed in a red bikini and stood under a waterfall fashioned from Lucy Benjamin’s tears.

The Sun says “Jordan does a Myleene”. That’s Myleene Klass, the Celebrity jungle starlet who wore a red bikini in a shower and then – get this – went on to present shows called… How To Look Good Naked and Miss Naked Beauty.

Myleene Klass has never been naked before the camera (although if you have video or stills send them over). But she knows others who have been naked.

She knows Katie Price as does the Daily Star, which says that Katie has a master plan:

“I’m in jungle to make Pete love me again”

This is Jordan’s “shock confession”.

“WE WILL REMARRY”

DESPERATE Kate Price has revealed the real reason she has returned to the jungle – to win back Peter Andre.

So what did she say?

She told OK! magazine: “Hopefully he’ll watch the show and realise what a decent person I am.”

And the marriage?

And after revealing her bid to win over Pete, she tried to insist that she was now happy with her cage fighter lover Alex Reid, 34.

She said: “I’m 100% not looking for love. The producers told me they’re putting a fittie in there, but I’m quite happy with the relationship that I’m in.”

In other I’m A Celebrity news, Jimmy White’s vow of silence continues, George Hamilton is confusing migrating moths and Lucy Benjamin is crying…

Nominative determinism alert: Katie Price - will get naked for money; Myleene Klass will ge tother people naked for money.

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