VICTORIA Beckham would like you and all Hello! readers to know that she is “incredibly proud” of her son Brooklyn.
Why? Is it because Brooklyn has blended a white T-shirt with black jeans and two-tone trainers under fringe? Not only. It’s also because he is “growing up to be a thoughtful and responsible young man who appreciates her has blessed life and wants to understand and help those who have less than himself.”
Those that have less than Brooklyn are just about everyone. So how is Brooklyn going to help us, the unblessed, whom God has overlooked?
Vicky and Brookers are in “one of America’s poorest states”, which is Kentucky. Posh is an “ambassador for Save The Children and has taken Brooklyn along with her too examine the poor kids, perhaps even to touch one. Along with a camera crew, Brookers “witnessed the traumatic effects of deprivation”.
And there is more reason for Vicky to be proud:
“During break time, Brooklyn played basketball in the schoolyard with the other children. I was incredibly proud of how he just got stuck in with all the kids.”
That might be because Brookers is a kid, and kids like playing. Or it might be that he is not like other kids yet managed to blend in and not overawe them?
Brookers and Vicky then enacted an Adidas supplies drop – shoes, backpacks and “learning materials” – and “as a family we donated other school equipments, books, pens and notebooks”.
How did they take it, Posh? Brace yourselves:
“I’m pleased Brooklyn is learning that by helping and joining other children he can play a role in making his generation the greatest yet.”
Good that poor children got books and branded merchandise. But the focus of the outing is the one child who mingled with the poor and survived.
King Brooklyn is born. The role model.
Posted: 18th, November 2009 | In: Hello! Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 18th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Nice to see one of the worlds most spoilt children donate his valuable time to self publicity!
November 18th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
I bet a generous Beckham cheque was donated that had seven noughts in it! £0.000000?
November 18th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
This Kentucky thing? Was it just a short stop off point on the way to an intelligence insulting convention?
November 18th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
This is purely Monty Pythonesque! Victoria Beckham the proud joint beneficiary of a £150,000,000+ growing fortune come proud owner of an £80,000 diamond studded handbag goes to Kentucky on a poverty awareness mission to showcase both herself and son in a Hello Magazine exclusive! Oh Bless em!