I’m A Celebrity: Katie Price Is Rubbed Off In Kim Woodburn Bust Up
I’M A Celebrity: For the first time in weeks, there is not a single X Factor story on the cover of any paper, which can only mean one thing: Katie Price is wearing a bikini in the overgrown Blue Peter garden. The daily round-up of I’m A Celebrity news:
The Sun (front page): “Three on the bounce”
Jordan has now completed Three Bush Tucker trials. And it’s all because of Peter Andre:
Fans of her ex-hubby Peter Andre are said to have hatched an internet plot to force her to do EVERY trial in revenge for her treatment of the singer.
Good of the Sun to undercover this datardley plot on the shadowy web. What do we know?
One poster on Facebook wrote: “Keep voting for Kate to do all the tasks.”
Another added: “Vote her to do all the nasty trials.” Bookies made Jordan favourite to do the next trial.
Can it be that only two people vote for the celebs to be put up for challenges?Or is teh sun workign on away to keep Peter Andre in the jungle dynamic? In other news, there’s been a fight, what tabloids should call a BUST UP:
The Mirror: “Kim v Katie”
It’s televised pro-celebrity cleaning woman Kim Woodburn and Katie Price. Fumble? No. Rumble. Yes! Fight!
She looks as if she could handle herself in a physical confrontation and after her verbal rucking with Katie Price in the episode on telly a couple of hours ago, Kim’s obv up for a rumble in the jungle too…
The Mirror is writing in the manner of a text message to git din wiv da kidz. Back to the fight. Will Kim wipe the floor with Katie? Will Katie starts calling Kim ‘Quim’? The exchange goes like this:
Katie wants to know what the other campmates thing of her. This is good because ITV can now film Katie and the other celebs at the same time, instead of just Katie:
Gino In Da Campo: “I thought you would be a right bitch.”
Quim: “You are what I thought you’d be.”
Jordan: “What, a bitch?”
Quim: “You’re a publicity seeker. You live and die for publicity and you do it well. As Shakespeare once said, ‘We fear you protesteth too much.’”
Shakespeare might have said it but he never did write it down. Kim Woodburn is an authority on Shakespeare, that’s Brett Shakespeare, supplier of scouring pads to the rich and famous.
Jordan: “What do you mean?”
Kim: “You said you escaped to come in here but you’ve got 12 million people watching you every night. I don’t get that. What I’m saying is you do publicity very well and you protest all the time but love it. You live it and dream it.”
Jordan: “No, I used to love it”
Kim continues to rub away at the stain. But Jordan is constructed beneath indelible layers of felt tip and wood stain. Oh, if only breasts were elbows Kim would have the power to wipe Jordan from the face of the planet.
And it end with fisticuffs? Well, no:
Katie: “We’re all talented in our own way, Kim. I’ve got to laugh out loud to myself. I’m agreeing with you, Kim.”
Katie Price not in fight and gets on with campmates – read all about it! It’s MAYHEM!
See pictures of busty stars here.
I’m A Celebrity’s Sam Fox’s Career In Pictures
Me And My Chest: Peter Andre’s Career in Pictures
The Katie Price Burning: A Life In Pictures
Posted: 19th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (15) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 20th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Must admit I don’t notice the inflatables anymore… it’s the Donald Duck beak that fascinates me. I keep waiting for the helium voice. Did she really pay good money for that?
and in LA allegedly? 
discovered today that if you Sky+ IACGMOOH then fast forward the ads (especially those dire Iceland ads) and all the KP footage you can watch the prog in ten minutes flat.
I’m quite taken with George Hamilton who seems so genial…. I also admire Sam Fox for NOT getting into a boobs contest. I like her. But as for Joe Bugner… is that a brain damage thing from boxing?
Not that I watch it of course!
November 20th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I’ve emailed him again, next step is phoning to harangue - 2.00 a.m is a good time…
November 20th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
June, I’m not going searching because that would seem sad but if I stumble across a pic of a hunky bloke, I’ll put it in the forum.
Phew, I’m quite relieved you don’t fancy that freaky bloke. I was getting a bit worried that maybe I was the strange one.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
So I shall just go back to my Rickman fantasies….
November 20th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
No , we asked for a hunky bloke, thats just a very slight improvement on KP and her mammaries.
Not only that, after 6 years Anorak knows full well that Cheryl and I are partial to blokes bums, tight pert ones at that.
We just think Anorak has a masochistic streak , he likes us yelling at him…..
November 20th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Sorry June and Cheryl but that’s not my idea of a hunky bloke.
Surely, that’s not what you asked for.
November 20th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Bat
check out ‘man uses old Jordans’ , its for all of us girls
(Cheryl and I whinged overnight to Anorak)
November 20th, 2009 at 9:38 am
I agree June. Maybe Anorka should balance things a bit.
November 20th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Percy, I see today’s article only shows her from the neck up. Maybe Mr. Anorak has listened to us and decided to keep her boobs to himself.
Mind you, do pics of her generate any extra income for Anorak? If so, I don’t mind as much.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:01 am
Percy
here’s the link, but its also up on the Front page too
http://www.anorak.co.uk/forums/topic.php?id=3805
Think Bat is just sick of tits, its about time there was something for us girls, ANORAK?????
November 20th, 2009 at 12:51 am
Thanks June…I am still looking for Yampsters post that you refer too but whilst in the Forum I found that Bat E is as sick of seeing the site of Jordan’s fake tits as me.
Mods…unlike Mr. Anokrak…and as silly as it may seem…I never quite got to grips with this massive obsession for silcone tits.. …personally…between you & me…
I have always been a nipple man ..
November 19th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I still think that Katie Price and Stuart Manning are on the brink of something naughty. I can feel the tension in the air! Red hot Jungle methinks!
November 19th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Percy
Check out Yampsters post about the Amazon ad in the forums, and read ‘Newt’s’ offering, I’m sure its Anorak
November 19th, 2009 at 10:01 am
…oh I would’nt go as far as that Mods…I was thinking more on the lines of “cheap slut”.
Moderator - Obsessive with it
November 19th, 2009 at 9:37 am
I find it hard to tell the difference between Anorak & the Sun these days, you both do such a great job of publicising celebrity tits….
I suppose the only differece is you call your coverageof KP, “satire” and give it away for free..they call it P.R ,have a page 3 and charge 20p .
Moderator - Anorak is a tart