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I’m A Celebrity: Sick Camilla Dallerup Exposes Katie Price’s Dark Secret

by | 19th, November 2009

camilla-im-a-clebioty2IN Five Reasons Why Camilla Dallerup walked out of the I’m A Celebrity jungle, the we mentioned The Conspiracy. It was only bad camera angles and lighting that made Camilla look wetter than a Young LibDem’s guppy fish in a monsoon.

And now the Star brings front-page news: “JUNGLE FIXED FOR JORDAN TO WIN’”.

“Sickened dancer reveals TV show’s darks secret.”

The dark secret is more orangey than dark, and it is that Katie Price – on whom ITV spent £350,000 to get back into the jungle – is the star of the show. Who knew that Katie Price would get top billing over Gino In Da Campo, George Washington’s descendent Sabrina Washington and Colin ‘The Decorator’ Decorator?

Camilla says the show is fixed to help “that cow Katie Price” win. Camilla who looked like a washed out wet blanket from the off, says benath the headline:

“IT WAS GREAT FUN UNTIL IT BECAME THE KATE SHOW!”

“I was scared. I knew she could be a handful and I was always more Team Peter.”

That pale and sickly look Camilla wore was not rooted in tiredness but fear.

She says her body was going into “shock”.

“The medic told me I would probably collapse if I stayed, so I decided to go.”

Is this way Peter Andre also walked – a lack of salt? Answers in the form of a tear drop to the usual address…



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