I’m A Celebrity: Katie Price To Marry ‘Dumped’ Alex Reid In Jungle
I’M A Celebrity:Katie Price to marry, Alex Reid to be dumped in the jungle and Michelle Heaton whispers. The news round-up:
News of The World (front page): “MARRY ME KATIE”
It’s walking Toffee Crisp Alex Reid.He’s heading Down Under to see his one true love:
“EXCLUSIVE: ALEX TO PROPOSE IN JUNGLE”
Eveyone loves a wedding. It will so great. Katie can wear a veils fashioned from spiders webs and Alex can makes ring from a kanagaroo’s anus. But hold on a moment:
Sunday Mirror (front page): “Tarzan Alex is dumped in jungle”
He’s been dumped? But he was about to marry Katie? It turns out that he’s not being dumped by Katie. Alex is being dumped by bungee rope or parachute, a kind of emergency beefcake drop:
I’M A Celebrity star Katie Price is in for her biggest jungle shock yet - boyfriend Alex Reid is heading to Australia to PROPOSE. .. “I’m definitely asking her to marry me and I’m convinced she’s going to say YES. I might pop the question on TV.”
Alex has more to say:
“On idea is I make the proposal in front of cameras on the show. But whatever happens I know this is right. I’ve never felt this way before. I’m convinced Katie’s going to feel the same way. I know what we’re like when we’re together. When I’m with Katie it’s full-on 24/7.”
Nothing can stop Alex from marrying Katie Price. Or as the Star says:
I’M A CELEBRITY: KATIE PRICE WANTS TO GET MARRIED BUT NOT TO ALEX REID
Alex. Alex! Alex!! Come back before you make a fool of yourself on the telly. Oh, too late…
“Katie has very delicate hands and very specific tastes. I’ve picked out a design of a pink diamond in an ornate setting.”
You might have seen Katei’s specific tastes last night as she delicate hands pushed a fish eyeball down her soft throat.
In other news The People hears from human sun lamp Michelle Heaton (more nominative determinism, readers):
Katie, who yesterday refused to eat a kangaroo’s testicle, is now in a fragile state of mind according to her best friend Michelle Heaton.
In an exclusive interview with The People, the telly star told how Katie had begged her to stay out in Australia where she is starring on ITV2’s spin-off I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here Now.
In a message passed to Michelle through the show producers, Katie said: “I never realised quite how cruel the great British public could be.
Spite is the UK’s stock in trade. It’s what makes watching celebrities suffer so enjoyable…
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November 23rd, 2009 at 8:33 am
Oh dear, what a shame.
She’s out.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:23 am
i agree about the noises,when she was doing the wall, you knew then she was putting it on clincher in the last task,she,s realised its backfired!
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:58 pm
no doubt she will rush in to another marriage without any thought for anyone but herself the children must be so confused,she knows its going to give her more press cover , but it wont last because she doesnt like anyone taking her limelight which Alex will do,she was the same with Pete no encouragement with his music career ,she is a exhibitionist and is only fit at flashing her tits about if nyone saw her when she and pete were at his parents home she had no make up on and didnt look anything ,my grandaughter would knock spots off her and she is all real
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:22 pm
The producers are really scraping he bottom of the barrel (pardon the pun) by dumping the cage-fighting, cross-dressing woofter known as Jordan’s fella (or chump, as she likes to advertise him on her t-shirts), into the jungle to possibly placate the massive pair of mammaries with a head atop called Jordon. Let her walk or let her eat snake!
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Charity my a*se! Like she’s going to hand over three quarters of a million….
I’m with you Bat E Bird. I’ve always enjoyed the jungle, this year its painful.
KP whooping and hollering at everything and pretending to have panic attacks and be phobic about everything? aarrgghh.
and as for those baby frilly knickers… little girls wear them over their nappies, not grown up women. Bordering po*nographic, especially with the inflatables bursting out at the same time.
its so unfair on the others in there…
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:40 pm
She’s as fake as the rest of her body
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:39 pm
SHE’S AS FAKE AS HER T*TS
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:26 pm
dint some talk a crock ehh shelley, the only people who are boosting her publicity is the ones that keep voting her to do task, and do ya know somethin, she making fools out the lot of you, she deserves the crown now, would like to see all the simple minded people who think its funny do them task`s, she is doin this for charity,
its simople really if you dont like her dont watch her some people make me sick, the money she got is going to charity, so yeah keep votin hey, will help the charity loads dont you think??
dont see that comeback failure andre doin much apart from moan do ya!!!!
November 22nd, 2009 at 6:28 pm
i just hope Katie goes out soon its all for show and its not fooling me its about time we seen some of ther other people thats in the jungle it’s not the Katie Price show
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I don’t know, i think it’ll be quite nice. A jungle wedding! Stuart Manning the hunk can be the guy who opens his mouth at the last minute to say Katie is carrying his child!
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Couldn’t agree more Shelley. All the fake panic attacks are getting on my nerves. Alex probably only wants her for the Hello rights and access to her makeup artist!
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:28 pm
I’m not giving her a break. She’s ruining the only sleb reality show I actually like.
Those fake grunting, groaning and squealing sounds she makes get on my bloody nerves so I can’t bear to watch her do another trial.
This has nothing to do with Peter Andre - it’s all about her.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:50 pm
oh my god well someone giv the poor woman a break peters sooooo innocent are we forgetting he split up her!!!and he goes to every mag an newspaper himself to sell astory there celebrity this is how thy make there money.i say gud on ya katie keep makin ur money hun pple that complain about her still read wot shes got to say so ur payin her wages shes the one laughin if i was her ild be the same!!!!!!! u go girl xxx
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Celebrities, Chavs. Same thing. Borefest.
Moderator - we do have politicians to loathe
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Shelley - surely you mean, ‘What an uplifting story of true love”
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:06 am
What a crock of crap - another pathetic publicity stunt to boost the Katie ratings - just get rid of the woman - she is no use to anyone except herself