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I’m A Celebrity: Katie Price To Marry ‘Dumped’ Alex Reid In Jungle

by | 22nd, November 2009

katie-price22I’M A Celebrity:Katie Price to marry, Alex Reid to be dumped in the jungle and Michelle Heaton whispers. The news round-up:

News of The World (front page): “MARRY ME KATIE”

It’s walking Toffee Crisp Alex Reid.He’s heading Down Under to see his one true love:

“EXCLUSIVE: ALEX TO PROPOSE IN JUNGLE”

Eveyone loves a wedding. It will so great. Katie can wear a veils fashioned from spiders webs and Alex can makes ring from a kanagaroo’s anus. But hold on a moment:

Sunday Mirror (front page): “Tarzan Alex is dumped in jungle”

He’s been dumped? But he was about to marry Katie? It turns out that he’s not being dumped by Katie. Alex is being dumped by bungee rope or parachute, a kind of emergency beefcake drop:

I’M A Celebrity star Katie Price is in for her biggest jungle shock yet – boyfriend Alex Reid is heading to Australia to PROPOSE. .. “I’m definitely asking her to marry me and I’m convinced she’s going to say YES. I might pop the question on TV.”

Alex has more to say:

“On idea is I make the proposal in front of cameras on the show. But whatever happens I know this is right. I’ve never felt this way before. I’m convinced Katie’s going to feel the same way. I know what we’re like when we’re together. When I’m with Katie it’s full-on 24/7.”

Nothing can stop Alex from marrying Katie Price. Or as the Star says:

I’M A CELEBRITY: KATIE PRICE WANTS TO GET MARRIED BUT NOT TO ALEX REID

Alex. Alex! Alex!! Come back before you make a fool of yourself on the telly. Oh, too late…

“Katie has very delicate hands and very specific tastes. I’ve picked out a design of a pink diamond in an ornate setting.”

You might have seen Katei’s specific tastes last night as she delicate hands pushed a fish eyeball down her soft throat.

In other news The People hears from human sun lamp Michelle Heaton (more nominative determinism, readers):

Katie, who yesterday refused to eat a kangaroo’s testicle, is now in a fragile state of mind according to her best friend Michelle Heaton.

In an exclusive interview with The People, the telly star told how Katie had begged her to stay out in Australia where she is starring on ITV2’s spin-off I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here Now.

In a message passed to Michelle through the show producers, Katie said: “I never realised quite how cruel the great British public could be.

Spite is the UK’s stock in trade. It’s what makes watching celebrities suffer so enjoyable…



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