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I’m A Celebrity: Katie Price Vows Her Kids Will Die If She Eats Another Gonad

by | 23rd, November 2009

katie-price-quits I’M A Celebrity: How the old dead tree press responded to the news that Katie Price has quit the jungle:

The Sun (front page): “Jordan: no more trials”

Not a shabby effort at prediction. But, in reality, this is just a quote from Katie on last night’s show.

Says Katie Price:

I swore on my kids’ lives I’m not doing any more. I am not doing any more. I am not doing any more. I have said to them I am not doing it.”

Why not swear on her own life? Why brings the kids into it? Their lives are tied to their mum’s bug eating? If she eat more bugs they die! This is terible. Although, it is good telly…

Daily Star (front page): “Jordan: Kick him outta here.”

“Lovesick Alex Reid will be humiliated by Jordan live on telly when the cage fighter swings into the jungle asking her to marry him.”

Hold on. Stop the presses…

“Jordan – real name Katie Price – will scream ‘I’m a Celebrity Get HIM Out Of Here!’ after revealing she is more likely to get back with Peter Andre”.

Pages 4 and 5:

“Cage-fighter Alex Reid is set to get jilted in the jungle because Peter Andre is still Jordan’s real Tarzan”

Daily Mirror (Page 15):

A gunk-covered Katie Price shows she’s still got her hunger for success as she eats French flies and Kentucky Fried Bugs during her sixth Bush Tucker Trial

Or not.

Daily

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