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Her Majesty The Queen Wears T-Shirt On Offical Christmas Card

by | 24th, November 2009

catherine-mastersCATHERINE Masters is 110. For the past 10 birthdays he has received a card from the Queen. And each time the picture on the card is of her Majesty wearing the same yellow dress.

Masters, of Stanford-in-the-vale, wrote to the Queen to complain. Prince William popped over to apologise and say that Her Majesty only has one outfit and that the card can only really change when granny dies.

Would Her Majesty be forced to pick up a large red crayon and redesign her outfit? At the eleventh hour, our Queen was able to borrow a dress as worn by her late mother, and having posed for a photo she stuck it to the card with her own spittle.

And so it is that this year’s card showed the monarch wearing blue, rather than the yellow outfit Ms Masters objected to.

Says Masters:

“Oh look, it’s blue. That’s lovely, that’ll do.”

Next year Her Majesty will be wearing a big T-shirt with “ME AGAIN” daubed on the front in felt tip in a bid to empathise with her impoverished peoples….



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